How long do you think it will take me to remember that, for the first time in 42 years, my knickers do not live in the top drawer of the chest of drawers?

I’d move them to the top drawer, but it’s very shallow and inadequate for the task of housing knickers, bras and socks.

I tried having just the knickers in the top drawer, then kept forgetting where bras and socks were.

So – it is best if they are all in the same drawer.

But I keep forgetting and going to the wrong place.

It's very disconcerting.....