Today, so far, I have

Answered the phone fifteen times. None of the calls have been for me.

Opened seven letters. None of them were interesting.

Persuaded two friends they are not going to panic. I doubt they will take my words to heart, they are seasoned panickers. At the appropriate moments, I will probably join in!

Been to the stationery shop and purchased a new mouse mat, a notice board and some devices for attempting to keep my desk tidy and my computer cleaner.

Hoovered.

Drunk four cups of coffee.

Read a third of a book.

Wonder if there’s more excitement to happen later?