Ooh, I’ve been having fun today. Me and the white van I’ve got for twenty four hours. Beds have moved, and mattresses and sofas and bags and bags of shredded paper.

It’s an interesting exercise driving somewhere you only ever get around by bus or walk or in other people's cars.

It’s also interesting to find out how other people orientate themselves. I wish to state here and now, I know where the supermarkets of my choice are, I don’t need to know about the others. I am certain the other half of my household knows every single supermarket in the city and surrounding area, and the prices of every single item in them.

I’ve also been peace keeper and diplomatic negotiator extraordinaire.

And now, I need a bath.